March 2009
6 posts
and amatuer hour(s) commences in 3...2...1...
antikris:
Ah today, ye ol St Patrick’s Day. The day where alcoholics rejoice because for one day a year it is completely acceptable for them to be wasted during the daytime. We all know what a lush I am, but this day is so annoying to me and I dont give a fuck who I am pissing off right now.
Waking up to puke piles covering the streets, drunken douchey white people congregating outside of...
I am not wearing green today. This doesn't bother...
(via herheadhurts)
Good deal! Don’t follow the sheeple! LOL!
When you least expect it, greatness happens…
A Huge Sigh of Relief at 4:50AM.
wealthofwords:
So I get pulled over this morning on my way to work. No, I hadn’t been drinking. We start really early in the Chitown. I rolled through a stop sign on Division Street and literally a half second later a copper is speeding up to me with his sirens blasting full force. Afer reviewing my drivers license and insurance information, he goes back to his car and I totally think I’m...
February 2009
6 posts
One of the best written songs ever...
Boyz II Men II Water Runs Dry We don’t even talk anymore And we don’t even know what we argue about Don’t even say I love you no more Cause sayin’ how we feel is no longer allowed Some people will work things out And some just don’t know how to change Let’s don’t wait till the water runs dry We might watch our whole lives pass us by Let’s...
Down... Up...
When you have something taken away you truly believe in as if you never were really important to its cause, it causes a deep, burning effect that grows more after the initial separation. You wonder just how it is that you were tossed aside as if you never mattered or had no impact. I’m not gonna sit around and sugar-coat it: I was fucked. I was fucked over not because I wasn’t the most...
"Like two ships passing in the night..."
katyperryblog:
YES. YES. YES. YES.
Just in time for VALENTINES DAY… the heavens of humor shined upon us (the traveling circus (in no way related to the BSpears circus) of a tour) I’m gonna call it out right now… My manager, Bradford Elton Cobb the 3rd was apart of a MISSED CONNECTIONS on craigslist. WHAT ARE THE ODDS? Listen, if you don’t know what “missed connections” is… you have to check it...
Couple loves cloned best friend - CNN.com →
You have got to be kidding me!
Hot Dog Honey.
wealthofwords:
I think I’m falling for this hot dog stand owner on Chicago’s southside. She’s cute, she’s smart, and she has a fantastic personality. She happens to share the same first name as my mom, Elaine. Does this present any problems?
Ask her the flip out! Rob? Billy is funny!
January 2009
10 posts
Post-work Pillow Talk HYPO
inthesaddle:
wealthofwords:
Would you rather have the ability to literally fly for the next six hours OR would you rather be able to go back in time and rewrite and relive your biggest regret that to this day you have never been fully able to let go of?
I think I’d go back and fix my biggest regret. You’d only fly for six hours, but fixing the mistake you made could lead to major changes in...
“The more things change the more they stay the same…”
Bullshit
When you give your all to something or someone and it’s thrown away like it never mattered it really hurts. I gave my all to place I called my career for the past 5+ years and when they let you go with not as much as a simple “Thank you” it is completely wrong! I worked for a very reputable organization in a dying industry. I did all I could to help it evolve and change with...
The beginning
This is just the beginning of things to come. I have a lot to say about many things. They will be funny, sad, mean and everything in between. The world is not a pretty place all the time. I’m here to call those out who deserve good and bad. People need to take responsibilities for their actions. Happiness does not come kocking on your door. You must snatch it from the depths of your...